Marilyn Manson Has Ribs Put Back In Because Of Scoliosis Complications  

Note: This story was part of our April Fool’s 2012 News Blast Spectacular. It is not to be confused with truth. We hope you enjoy. 

These days, if you mention  Marilyn Manson and you get one thing: The disgusting, yet so  legendary surgery Manson went under to have the the lower half of his ribs removed so he can give himself auto-fellatio.

   Well, it’s time we switched gears. Because after performing “The Beautiful People” with Rammstein a few nights ago at Echo 2012, the singer may or may not have complained of some severe back pain. After consulting Dr. James Andrews, who usually specializes in sports related injuries, they came to a conclusion that artificial ribs were needed to be put in to replace the ones Manson allegedly had removed in some chop-shop in Thailand years ago.

“Well the reason for all the pain simple” said Dr James Andrews who we kind or sort of caught up with outside a  P.F. Changs over the weekend. He went on to state:

         “Due to serious weight gain severe structural damage has been done to the upper back of Mr. Manson as well as having intensified a minor case of Scoliosis he’s always dealt with.  Remember this is a man who’s used to clocking in at 95 to 110 LBS on a scale. Now at his request he hasn’t stepped on one, but I’ll put my reputation on it that this is a body that has never experienced a girth like this before.

Surgery was underwent on Monday, March 28th-with Manson being put under using Mansinthe for the 6 hour ordeal, Twiggy was allowed to take over duties as “Marilyn Manson”

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Sunday, April 1st, 2012 at 12:13 pm.
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